Friday, February 05, 2016

Haitian supermodel Nathalie Fortune LPBFAM

This true beauty caught our eye, a very promising model.

She is known as LBFAM. Haitian supermodel.

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Tuesday, July 10, 2012

Schelby Jean Baptiste's grabbing stuff again

Schelby Jean Baptiste is impressing some of the staffers here at Almost Supermodels for her tenacious grip on things.

She has a solid grasp on her foot and her hair, simultaneously. 

She would definitely be useful for the next Twister Shot box photoshoot! 

Monday, July 09, 2012

A salute to Kelly Schmidke

Here at Almost Supermodels, we also like to salute women who think outside of the box.

Kellye Schmidke of Model Mayhem thought inside, the box, in this case a coffin.

The 25-year-old from Huntington New York (just 18 miles north of Hell) shows that she's not afraid to get her hands into someone's skull.

Here's to ya babe!

Sunday, July 08, 2012

Leeana Robley and her tasteful tats

Wanted to shout out Leeana Robley for her modern stylings.

This is one model mayhem mama served up with some southern spicing and comes with some body-mods that impress, particularly the hillbilly tats.

Like many we salute on this site, she doesn't take her craft as seriously as some of the top models but that's ok with us.

We definitely admire those who don't put too much effort into the less-important things in life.

We're hoping to get an interview here and will publish it when we get it.

Saturday, November 18, 2006

Shalom Harlow

Someone called me and asked me if I wanted to see a runway fashion show. I said " no thanks, I am not looking to buy or sell cocaine today. " So I stayed home and tried to figure out who Canada's most overrated fashion model is. I've decided it's Shalom Harlow, pictured with the frizzy hair here. She was discovered at a Cure concert. How lame is that? She looks ridiculous in all of her photos and this one is the most pretentious piece of bilge I've ever seen. It almost makes me want to crumple up my Kiss Me I'm Canadian T-shirt.

Thursday, November 16, 2006

Canine lingerie modeling - dogs in panties - a new trend

The ad on the left shows that some people don't believe that real dogs can also be models. I find it extremely disappointing that some would have such a terrible prejudice. Who on earth would buy dog clothing modeled on stuffed animals? The dog on the right proves that canines can model just as well as humans, including some pretty hot lingerie.

Sunday, November 05, 2006

The world's scariest models

The world is truly a magnificent place considering that people who might not seem... um.. normal.. or ... uh... attractive ... or ... identifiably male or female can make a buck in modeling, or whatever...that line between modeling and other stuff can sometmes be so-oo-o blurry! So, here are a few of them that might initially seem a little unusual but with time, well they still seem pretty unusual. But they try, at least some do, click the link above and you might also see a couple that, on the wrong night when you mix your vodka and rum, might lead to a few unanticipated seductive stirrings that you'll later deny having felt, a good thing that you did - take those secrets to your grave!

How Miss Exotika turned out

I hyped the Miss Exotika contest here recently and have a complete report at Coolopolis, the winner was the Lebanese Jihanne Chiccru,(left) Keisha Aristide came in second (above left) and Josiane Desy (above) was third from what I recollect. The top two won largely on the strength of their solo dancing. Learn to dance honeys. Now! Both also had vocal contingents supporting them, which also must be a confidence booster. And both took rehearsal seriously enough to avoid point deductions that shooed many of the 15 candidates. Congrats to all that participated. I had a great time as a judge. Merci a tous!